alien brains
An alignment of the male genetalia such that the testicles are squeezed against the inside of the scotum, creating the veiny, lumpy appearance of an alien's brain. May be performed with just the...
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A contest held between two or more competitors in which a set amount of beer is ingested by all competitors at regular intervals, usually one beer/minute. A competitor is declared "out" when he or she...
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a half-erect penis. combination of "semi" and "boner." see also partial"I would totally get up to change the channel but I've got a soner."
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A verb, meaning to conceal a beer can (or similar sized container of alcoholic beverage inside of a glove, so that it may be consumed discreetly (relatively speaking) in a public environment. Though...
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this is another stuffy professor word. its basically stuffy old man way to say aka Breasts are synonymous with boobies
View Articlefoo-foo dust
(syn foo foo dust, fu fu dust, fu-fu dust])A non-existant magical dust, used as a metaphor for whatever the hell it is that keeps desireable men in relationships with apprently undesirable women....
View Articlesynecdoche
a stuffy college professor word that describes when you use part of an object to refer to the whole object. If you call you gun a "nine," or refer to a guy who is mean as a "dick," thats synecodche....
View Articleyestrosexual
A formerly homosexual person (usually male; for females hasbian is preferred) who is currently in a relationship with a member of the opposite sex. "Knut used to be dating Brad, but now he's dating...
View Articlefjork
(also "fjörk," with umlaut for comedic effect) an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's...
View Articlefuschk
an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's meaning is additionally mollified by its funny...
View Articleboomin'
slammin', fly, super-fine, unfathomably hot and oh-so-delicious. irresistable - not that you would try to resist. Did you see Matt this morning? Damn if that ass didn't look boomin'!
View Articletake the grenade
To sacrafice yourself by feigning interest in the hot girl's/guy's fat/ugly/annoying friend. Generally done while going out with a group of people, as it would be senseless to fall on the grenade...
View Articlesteakhead
variant of meathead. Generally applied more often to football players or used self-derisively by more intelligent meatheads to show that they do have some trace of creativity. "We can't have Scorpion...
View Articlebinlate
Similar to leet, or elite. It means you are the best. It is a Finnish expression, and is only something you can use about a 100% perfect thing. I'm binlate (i'm the best)
View Articlejim-jams
condoms. a combination of "Jimmy hat" and "Toejam" "Yo, man. Last night, Chris had to run out and find some jim-jams at 3am.""Eh, dumbass should have planned ahead."
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condoms. a variant of jim-jams"You need some jimjams, man?""No, dude. And besides, they're "jim-jams."
View Articlejimjam
a condom. combination of jimmy (or jimmy hat) and toe jam. see jimjams, jim-jams, etc
View Articlejayza
Conjunction said in unison, usually followed by Faggot. Also see OC Fag or JT. Named for Jason Tesoriero, because Jayza...Faggot! (Altogether) Jayza...Faggot!
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a way for white folks to say the n-word without getting their eye-teeth slapped in. Comes from Dave Chappelle's skit "The Black White Supremacist," in which Clayton Biggsby's overdone backwoods...
View Articlesuper mario
Nickname of professional cyclist Mario Cipollini, one of the greatest sprinters in the history of cyclist, first and only man to win 4 consecutive Tour de France stages, has the all time record for...
View Articleweed spot
a place to buy and sometimes smoke marijuana. Used frequently in rap songs. From "What if He was White?" by eminem and Sticky Fingaz:If I was white, I probably couldn't dunkcuz everybody knows white...
View ArticlePrinces
To be named Sir Flip and not know how to spell. Stems from the Latin root of Pasco De Gama. It's not refuring, it's reffering.
View Article'bitzing
Using an online travel serivce to try and find the cheapest tickets for an upcoming trip. Truncated from "Orbitzing," after the popular travel service "Orbitz.com." After 4 hours of 'bitzing, Jenna...
View Articlelittle spoon
When spooning, the partner on the inside. Usually the woman, or shorter partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being little spoon," not "I like being the little spoon")see also meatball. Jenna...
View Articlebig spoon
When spooning, the partner on the inside. Generally the man, or taller partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being big spoon," not "I like being the big spoon")see also ladle. While cuddling,...
View ArticleSUV Democrat
A fairly wealthy person with Democratic (as opposed to Republican) political leanings. Often carries the connotation that their lifetsyle is not entirely in sync with the philosophy of their politics....
View Articlebluebox
A condition, similar to blueballs but applicable to women, in which the genital area is flooded with blood for so long without release that it becomes painful. Can be both a noun and a verb, and used...
View ArticleJaney
A novice female, generally one from the city attempting an outdoor sport. A female Joey. Generally not used as an adjective, though. Originates with people from the greater Boston or NYC areas...
View Articledick measuring contest
A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each refuses to be back down for fear of being...
View Articlepinwheel of death
When one is using Macintosh OS X, and the computer crashes by turning the cursor into a pinwheel and not letting you do anything. SImilar to the Blue Screen of death from the old Windows NT days, but,...
View ArticleAnderbody
A run-together form of "and her body". Generally used immediately after butterface as a polite, face-saving and somewhat humorous way to say that a woman is not good looking, nor blessed with an...
View Articlesnow frog
An somewhat derogatory American term a French-speaking Canadian, generally a quebecois (person from Quebec). A pretty simple etymology, really; "snow", indicating the eastern Canada's cold,...
View Articlecitizen
One of many street names for cocaine. Derived from the the classic film Citizen Kane, the second word in the title being a homophone with caine, another common slang term for the drug. Chris: Yo, call...
View Articlecolombian
A adjective referring to people or objects originating in the mountainous South American nation of Colombia. The volcanic soil and humid weather makes for ideal coca plant growing conditions, and thus...
View Article11th finger
A sexual manouever in which a man, while fingering a woman outside of her field of vision, inserts his penis without announcing he is doing so. The act is generally employed as a means to commence...
View Articleeleventh finger
A sexual manouever in which a man, while fingering a woman outside of her field of vision, inserts his penis without announcing he is doing so. The act is generally employed as a means to commence...
View ArticleSt. Monday
The act of taking Monday off from work/class because you got crunk so hard over the weekend that you couldn't recover in time. The joke is that you're celebrating "St Monday's Day" and so you can't...
View ArticleMan Bunt
When playing a baseball-like sport, the act of taking a mighty chop at the ball, but making only slight contact, so the ball hits the ground and rolls only a few pathetic feet. Essentially, it has the...
View ArticleBop-type Refrain
An extremely esoteric nickname for cocaine. In the original lyrics to the Cole Porter classic showtune "I Get a Kick Out of You", the second verse begins is "Some get a kick from cocaine". As the...
View ArticleGFEMP
an acronym (pronounced as a single syllable) for "Gently Flicking the End of My Penis]". It can generally be exchanged in place of "joking" or "kidding" to impart a sense of incredulity. Kevin: Dude,...
View ArticleOffice Spacing
when a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers. Taken from the movie "Office Space", in which the main character does just...
View Articlegloving
Inserting a beer or other alcoholic beverage into a glove or similarly innocent object for the purpose of inconspicuous consumption. Frequently used at public activities to dodge open container,...
View Articlecheating
When a woman who is either overweight to begin with, or who has recently gained weight, shows off or brags/complains about the size of her breasts. Though it's seldom intentional on the part of the...
View ArticleColombian Flu
The several minutes of incessant sniffing that a cocaine user experiences after insufflating a line. So-called because cocaine is seen in the public eye as a largely Colombian export, and because of...
View ArticleColombian Flu
The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu. Chris: Yo, Kev, man,...
View ArticleClintonian Virgin
A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual...
View Articlegash hound
A man who cannot restrain the urge to copulate with every human female he sees. Derived from gash, crude slang for female genitalia; and hound, a suffix commonly used to denote baseness, relentless...
View Articleplums in a basket
When a male augments a traditional moon by tucking his scrotum between his legs, creating something that vaguely resembles two flesh-colored plums in a basket.See also: fruit salad Kevin: Should we...
View ArticlePsycho Test
The mandatory three day waiting period between obtaining someone's number and calling them back. So named because obsessive psychopaths categorically fail to pass it. Kevin: Yo, Chris, you talk to...
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